Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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