drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Drunk is a universal language darling
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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