What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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