you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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