Sponge bath it is.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
