Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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