you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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