You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
