they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
