By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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