everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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