May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
i believe in u and ur pee
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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