You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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