TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
