I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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