Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
its liver damage thursday
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
