ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you inspire me to be a worse person
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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