This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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