Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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