Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
