there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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