He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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