My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
babies were throwing up all over the place
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ugly people sure do ruin things
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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