is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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