question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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