No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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