Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
