there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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