just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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