ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
