You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No subtext here. People are naked.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Randomize
