Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
