YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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