my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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