I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she looked like the before picture.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
