your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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