Me too!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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