with your own penis?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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