How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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