Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
BRING THE BAGELS
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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