How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Too much gin, very little bucket
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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