he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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