He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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