She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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