no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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