he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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