So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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