I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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