They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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