I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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