WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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